I+know+a+blonde+that...


 * She called me to get my phone number.
 * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
 * She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
 * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
 * She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
 * She tried to drown a fish.
 * She thought a quarterback was a refund.
 * She tripped over a cordless phone.
 * She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
 * She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
 * She studied for a blood test.
 * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
 * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
 * When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
 * When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.