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 * 1.)** A blonde was driving down a back-road and crashed into the tree. When the officer arrived he asked, //" What happened?"// The dumb blonde replied, //"I was driving down the road when a tree appeared in front of me, so I swerved to avoid it and there was another tree, so I swerved again and I crashed."// After looking around for a while he made his report, //" Mam, I belive that was your air-freshener."//


 * 2.)** A blonde, a brunette, and a red head where driving in the desert when their car broke down. The could only carry one thing with them. The brunette brought water, //"This is for if I get thirsty."// The red head brought some food, //"This is for if I get hungry."// The blonde ripped of the car door and started walking off, //"For if it gets hot I can roll down the window."// she yelled back.


 * 3.)** What do U.F.O.'s and smart blondes have in common? You always hear about them, but never see any!


 * 4.)** There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. Then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.


 * 5.)** A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

"No" "Why not?" "Because your a blonde." So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair red. She returned to the electronic store and said, "Can I buy that TV?" "No" "Why not?" "Your a blonde." So the blonde goes and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and says, "Can I buy that TV?" "No" "Why not?" "You're a blonde" "How can you tell I'm a blonde, I dyed my hair red, then shaved it off!" "Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave!"
 * 6.)** A blonde walks into a electronic store and asks the manager, "Can I buy that TV"