Don't+Tell+a+Cop...


 * Things to never say to a cop... || [[image:http://www.funny-ecards.com/images/stamp.gif width="85" height="61"]] ||
 * I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
 * Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
 * Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
 * Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
 * I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
 * You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
 * I pay your salary!
 * Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
 * Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
 * I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
 * When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"