Insults

> Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance!
 * I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
 * Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
 * Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my a--.
 * A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY A--
 * If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!
 * Mirrors don't talk but lucky for you they don't laugh.
 * Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle.
 * People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
 * Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies.
 * I have always wondered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
 * Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
 * I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
 * Hey, Remember that time I told you I thought you were cool? I LIED.
 * I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face
 * Damn not you again.......
 * Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.
 * If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called you first.
 * I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
 * If you're gonna act like a di-- you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one !!!
 * Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
 * There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.
 * Until you called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
 * If you ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would you say when you got there?
 * Cancel my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
 * I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
 * Earth is full. Go home.
 * If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
 * Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer you the first 25 times, what makes you think the next 25 will work?
 * How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
 * Oh dear! Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
 * What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
 * Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop you when you were a baby?
 * Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
 * God made mountains, god made trees, god made you but we all make mistakes.
 * Remember JESUS loves you but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
 * I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
 * Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
 * Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
 * How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
 * FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
 * When you were born you were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!
 * My Mom said never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
 * Forget the ugly stick! you must have been born in the ugly forrest!
 * I really don't like you but if you really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
 * You know the drill! You leave a message....and I ignore it!
 * The Village just called. They said they were missing their town idiot